Greggs launched a Vegan sausage roll and everyone lost their shit. So what are they like?
Stop losing your shit over nowt!
High street bakery Greggs unveiled their new vegan sausage rolls to the public today. The Vegan Roll, which was petitioned for by PETA over a year ago, is available for just £1 and is on offer at 950 stores across the UK.
The company, which sell over 1.5 million sausage rolls a week, say that the new vegan option will include 96 layers of light and crisp puff pastry (made with vegetable oil, rather than butter) and will be filled with a “bespoke Quorn filling”.
The release of the vegan roll parodied that of an iPhone release, with “touch operation”, a “golden finish”, and “optimal flake resolution.”
They weren’t messing around wit the promotion of this one, were they?
However, not everyone is happy with the vegan sausage roll hitting our shelves. Piers Morgan (obviously, who else?) took to twitter to vent his frustration at the pastry, exclaiming “nobody was waiting for a bloody vegan sausage” before signing off the tweet with “you PC-ravaged clowns”.